Dating a serious white man
Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.She was behind a curtain, having a good massage when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massages do you provide here?” The staff member responded “pressure point massage.” The English voice asked, “what other kinds of massage?The Dutch female is often not particularly interested or fazed by the fact that their target could be married, in a relationship or even as the Shallow Man has witnessed with his own eyes, have their girlfriend present.
He is likely to ask you what that stuff is on your face, and if you are planning to attend a wedding after the date.
Before telling you about the mistakes expats often make when dating a Dutch man, here’s a story about an incident in Amsterdam.
A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.
Your date will immediately assess you as being high maintenance, while he drinks his glass of tap water. The Dutch male is used to the fashion sense of the “doe maar gewoon” Dutch female.
In other words, denim, shapeless boots, a top that clashes so badly with the rest of the outfit that you’d think Stevie Wonder was their personal stylist, and hair that would make a perfect nest for any passing bird.